1)
Astronomy professor: blah blah blah satellites blah blah falling out of orbit blah blah space junk
Me: "Space Junk" would be a great genre name for all that fic about sexy Vulcan physiology.
2)
If
Ramble!Gaila ever met Mystique, at least one of them would be very confused. (And then they would bond, in multiple meanings of the word.)